Bill’s Content

I offer no apologies for the following image.

Septuagenarian Isobel Varley poses during ‘II Expotatoo’ tattoo fair in Gijon, northern Spain, May 15, 2009. Varley, who was born in 1937, is the most senior tattooed woman in the world according to The Guinness Records Book.

I do not know much about the movie “Dead Ice” except for the fact that the villains are dead Nazi zombies.

Think about it. Nazis and zombies are the two perfect movie bad guys. There’s no moral grey area with either of them. Zombies are the evil dead. Nazis have NO redeeming qualities.

Depending on how well this movie was made, it might be the best movie to come out this summer … if you go to the movies to have fun, that is.

Seriously, people. Was there a chance in Hell that I was NOT going to post this video:

Indian Bollywood film actors Aishwariya Rai Bachchan(L), Amitabh Bachchan (C) and Abhishek Bachchan display their ink-marked fingers after casting their vote at a polling booth in Mumbai for the country's elections.

In America, politicians give US the finger. I guess they are still working out the kinks in India.

This video is just too cute. And Natalie Portman and Rashida Jones makes all the more cute.

I laughed at this, so I can almost forgive Denise Richards for appearing in Starship Troopers. Almost.

CAPTION: Actors Neil Patrick Harris (L) and Alyson Hannigan of the comedy series ‘How I Met Your Mother’ pose with a People’s Choice Award prior to announcing the nominations for the People’s Choice Awards at a news conference in Beverly Hills, California, November 7, 2006.

At no time does the guy who played Doogie Howser, M.D. look down the dress of the chick who play Willow. He also is completely uninterested in her band camp stories.

Caption: Oktoberfest tradition : A woman wearing traditional Bavarian clothes drinks a beer at the “Theresienwiese” of the Oktoberfest beer festival in Munich, southern Germany.

It’s a tradition here to post a picture of a “woman wearing traditional Bavarian clothes” every time Oktoberfest rolls around. And by “traditional Bavarian clothes,” I mean hot blond with big knockers holding mugs of beer.

But I take issue with the fact that the one and only image I could find on Yahoo was this one … which didn’t even do the woman the courtesy of actually showing her face.

I think it’s sexist and disrespectful and for about .43 seconds, had me debating whether I should run this photo.

Caption: He Pingping from Inner Mongolia, China’s autonomous region, the world’s smallest man sits underneath Svetlana Pankratova from Russia, the Queen of Longest Legs, as they pose at Trafalgar Square in London, Tuesday, Sept. 16, 2008. Pingping, born with primordial dwarfism, holds the Guiness World Record for the smallest man at 74.61 cms (2 feet and 5.37 inches) and Pankratova holds the Guiness World Record for the longest leg of any woman at 132 cms (4 feet 4 inches) in length.