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[tag]Scarlett Johansson[/tag] is heading to Iraq to boost morale of the troops, says the UK Sun.

The 22-year-old beauty has signed up to visit US servicemen this autumn in the war-torn country.

But how exactly will she boost morale? Just by hanging around and ‘oozing’ sex appeal, she says.

“I don’t know if I will sing for them. I’ll probably just take to the stage and ooze sex appeal and hang around.”

Works for me.

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Her base being men with a breast fixation. Nah. She’s a serious actress. Therefore, I am sure, absolutely sure, that the reason [tag]Scarlett Johanson[/tag] learned over like this, in front of the cameras, at a press event is because she had to fix the strap on her shoe, or some such thing. I’m completely positive she wasn’t deliberately displaying her [tag]cleavage[/tag], or her milky white [tag]braless[/tag] [tag]breasts[/tag], nor was she trying to ensure the press had some nice [tag]downblouse[/tag] pictures of her. Just as I am not link whoring.

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These pics look like they might be a couple of years old. Doesn’t matter. Yum.

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[tag]Scarlett Johansson[/tag] is denying being anything more than friends with [tag]Justin Timberlake[/tag]. If I were her, I’d deny it. If I were him, I’d tell everyone I’ve ever met in my entire life.

Not only is Scarlett Johansson as lovely as she ever is, this photo of her lounging on the green grass was obviously taken during late spring or summer. In other words: It was warm outside. Yumm. 

Ah, Scarlett Johansson. Living proof that ultra-skinny isn’t sexy.

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If you look at this picture, very, very carefully, after several minutes you will notice that Scarlett Johansson is standing next to some dude.

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Although, I am sorta disappointed she’s apparently a fan of the Green Bay Packers.

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Scarlett Johansson has been breaking into neighbor’s apartments?

She explains, “I was coming home, it was very late, mind you, it was like four in the morning. Maybe I’d had like one too many champagne cocktails, or whatever… But I got home, of course I wasn’t driving, and I opened my door and it wasn’t my kitchen! It was somebody else’s kitchen and I left and I realized my key opens up somebody else’s door in my building. It like slides right in and opens it up!

“I slammed the door shut as quickly as I could and I ran to the stairs because I didn’t want them to think, ‘Who the hell was that?’ It was a disaster! Then I thought maybe I should go back and see if they had a can of Coke or something… I just got back from Venice (from the Venice Film Festival), so I don’t have any groceries!”

I have several thoughts:

First: Drunkenly walking into someone else’s apartment strikes me as something Linday Lohan or Courtney Love might do. Please, Scarlett. Do NOT become like Lindsay Lohan or Courtney Love. I would cry if you went into rehab.

Second: Girl, you have GOT to get a new lock on your door. If your key matches someone else’s apartment, then their key matches YOURS. And exactly why are you NOT living in a mansion with security guards? Hmmm?

Third: Polly Peoria tells us she and Scarlett are roomies, so I imagine that when Scarlett got back to her apartment, she and Polly probably took a nice relaxing bubble bath together and braided each other’s hair. Which has nothing to do with this incident, per se, but I like imaginging it.

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The only person in Peoria who likes Scarlett Johansson more than I do is Polly Peoria, who constantly taunts me by claiming Scarlett is her room mate. Which, I suppose, gives Polly the ability to see Scarlett nekkid whenever she wants.

“Ooops. I didn’t know tou were in here taking a bath. Here, let me wash your back …”

Excuse me, what was I saying. Oh, yes, I remember. In honor of Polly returning to blogging, I thought I would reward her with a little Scarlett eye candy:

This is a scene from her latest movie, “Scoop.” I have no idea who the dude is, nor do I care.

And here’s another picture from some red carpet event.

And here are some snaps of filming for “The Nanny Diaries.”

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