Bill’s Content

Via The Mail:

CUTLINE: Her nickname is Snakegirl – and just one look at her extraordinary stage act reveals why.

The 18-year-old contortionist, who dresses in a snakeskin costume, is amazing audiences with her incredible poses and eye-watering gyrations.

Nokulunga Buthelezi is so naturally flexible that her mother found her asleep one day when she was three – with her legs tucked behind her neck.

 

CUTLINE – Jimmy Kimmel, right, and Kid Rock pretend to fight at the American Music Awards in Los Angeles on Sunday, Nov. 18, 2007.

I image I am not the only one who assumes that if Kid Rock and Jimmy Kimmel really got into it, Rock would get his clock cleaned. Kimmel strikes me as a regular guy who’s had to work a day or two in his life and who maybe played a sport or two, while Rock was probably a stoner/slacker type who discovered he could get some tail by playing music.

Besides, Kimmel has to have something going for him if he can get and keep this woman:

It’s Kimmel’s wife, the lovely and talented comic Sarah Silverman. She pretty, has a killer bod and is smart and funny, not the sort of desperate attention whores (sorry, Pammy; love you anyway) who flock around musicians.

If you were making a list of things that would get you fired IMMEDIATELY in the United States, asking your female employees to come to work clad only in their undies would have to be near the top of the list. In Taiwain, they have a sense of humor about that sort of thing:

Taiwan’s Audrey Underwear decided to celebrate record sales by naming November 21 Camisole Day.

All 500 female workers were encouraged to wear smalls – and a stunning 90 per cent did.

“We have been waiting for this day all month. Today, we are super high, and don’t know where to put our eyes,” salesman Cai Mingda said.

Mother-of-two Zhang Yufeng, 32, admitted: “I have been on a strict diet to get ready for the day. When I was trying on my outfit at home, my husband told me I should dress like this every day.”

Unfortunately, no pictures accompanied this article.

Kids, don’t try this at home:

SMYRNA, Tenn. – A man who authorities say used his computer to make fake $100 bills to buy lap dances at a strip club has pleaded guilty to [tag]counterfeiting[/tag] charges, federal prosecutors said.

[tag]Strippers]/tag] at [tag]Deja Vu[/tag] in [tag]Nashville[/tag] were suspicious of the bills and called police after Damon Armagost spent $600 of the fake money April 16, authorities said.

It’s easy to laugh, but I think there’s something inherently mean about tricking some sad chick who’s making a living ribbing her tits in guys’ faces. Jesus. I mean, these chicks probably are working their way through college and or paying for medical care for a sick and/or dying child/parent/sibling. Either that, or they are spending it on cocaine. Not that I am being judgmental or anything. Just observant.

[tags]Boobs[/tags]

Ted Nugent says this about the Cute Beatle:

I have musical touring associates who have been fired from their jobs with ex-Beatle Paul McCartney for sneaking a hamburger.

You heard that right. Fired for eating meat by an animal-rights maniac, hard-core vegan bass player.

The left, Nugent says, is about intolerance and bullying people into conforming. Ever try to argue about global warming or smoking rights or heaven-forbig, gun rights, with a leftist, most of whom are absolutely convinced that everyone has to live like they claim too want to live (note that very few leftists live the way they say all fo society has to live. Most leftists are pretty well off, and manage to be pretty heavy consumers).

I’m eating a hamburger right now. While cleaning my gun. While driving a gas guzzler. After I’m done, I’m gonna go kick ki

 [tags]Ted Nugent,PETA,Paul McCartney,leftists[/tags]

Sometimes, I think the police ought to just hold bake sales and sell cookies door to door, since it seems that they exit just to raise revenue:

Houston police officers continue writing tickets to motorists with brackets bordering their license plates despite a new law passed last month making it clear drivers should be cited only if the plate is significantly obscured.

Since January, officers have issued at least 9,500 citations for what they considered license plate obstructions — generally the brackets advertising car dealers or touting sports and alumni loyalties.

You know, I feel safer knowing there are brave men and woman out there saving us from the scourge of vanity license plate frames.