Bill’s Content

Her base being men with a breast fixation. Nah. She’s a serious actress. Therefore, I am sure, absolutely sure, that the reason [tag]Scarlett Johanson[/tag] learned over like this, in front of the cameras, at a press event is because she had to fix the strap on her shoe, or some such thing. I’m completely positive she wasn’t deliberately displaying her [tag]cleavage[/tag], or her milky white [tag]braless[/tag] [tag]breasts[/tag], nor was she trying to ensure the press had some nice [tag]downblouse[/tag] pictures of her. Just as I am not link whoring.

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Despite the fact it just might frickin’ kill me, I’d like to give this a try one day>

Abel Gonzales, 36, a computer analyst from Dallas, tried about 15 different varieties before coming up with his perfect recipe — a batter mix made with Coca-Cola syrup, a drizzle of strawberry syrup, and some strawberries.

Balls of the batter are then deep-fried, ending up like ping-pong ball sized doughnuts which are then served in a cup, topped with Coca-Cola syrup, whipped cream, cinnamon sugar and a cherry on the top.

“It tastes great,” said Sue Gooding, a spokeswoman for the State Fair of Texas where Gonzales’ fried Coke made its debut this fall. “It was a huge success.”

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A Peorian of my acquaintance has started an blog, “Good Evening Godless Sodomites.”

It’s an anonymous blog, as well it should be, since he jumped the shark on his second post. And he might want to know that the very phrase “Jumped the Shark” at least three years ago.

Some foslks say Peoria Pundit jumped the shark. My hit counts beg to differ.

Heh.

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Damn, girl. Leave something for the imagination. Foreign-language site is NOT safe for work.

I think getting dumped my pretty-boy Brad Pitt was the best thing to ever happened to Jennifer Aniston.

The former ‘Friends’ actress recently had a girlie night in with her closest friends, and as the wine flowed they talked about the best sex they’d ever had, but Brad’s name allegedly did not come up.

A friend of Jennifer’s is quoted by America’s New Weekly magazine as saying: “Hands down, Vince is the best lover Jen says she’s ever had. She giggles, saying how great he is, in and out of the bedroom. Jen says Vince is a real man. He understands her needs sexually and emotionally.”

No doubt Brad simply found Jen to be not quite as pretty as himself. Vince Vaughn, the slightly pudgy Everyman, recognized that he’s never gonna be with anyone nearly as attractive, is giving it his all.

I know that Angelina Jolie is HOT, but let’s face it, she’s a complete wackadoodle. Pitt traded up in the short run, but in a few years, he’s gonna be wondering ‘what in the Hell was I thinking …’ ‘Cause sometimes the screwing you get isn’t worth the screwing you get. Not that Jen isn’t in the 95th percentile, herself.

I believe in limiting posts to a single topic, and the theme of this post is “your sister naked on the Internet,” ¹ here (video is safe for work, but disturbing) and here (video is NOT safe for work).

Enjoy.

¹ No, I have never seen my sister naked … on the Internet or elsewhere. So don’t ask. The last think you want me to do is tell her you asked, because she WILL kick your ass.

I have been accused of having a certain fixation with a certain female body part. Not true. I also am very interested in matters or public importance, such as our ciminal justice system. Case in point:

Dawn Rene Roberson, 38, of Royal {Ark], was fired Wednesday after she turned herself in on the misdemeanor charges.

According to incident reports, a marine patrol deputy and a park ranger told a topless Roberson to cover up in separate encounters Sunday.

Later, authorities received a complaint that a woman without a top was in view of children.

One report said a grandmother complained that the topless woman became “loud and disorderly” after she told the woman to cover up. Another camper told authorities the woman became belligerent when confronted.

In both instances, the topless woman said she was a law officer, according to the reports.

Now if I was interested in this post because it involved a topless woman, I would have posted a picture. But I am a mature blogger who is not interested in such things.

Have an hour to waste? No chance you might get distracted and forget to go to work on time?

Then go to Encyclopedia Dramatica, the funniest, most-time wasting site since Fark.com.

Take my advice: Do not read this site at work.

I suppose my liberal sensitivities should be offended.

In keeping with my new policy of being completely serious on my independent online journal of news and opinion, I don’t post silly images like this any more:

Heh.

Not only is Eric Zorn a pretty good columnist for the Chicago Tribune, he’s also a helluva blogger who keeps me informated about the nifty generators on the Web.