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		<title>There&#8217;s a reason they call it make-believe</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Dec 2006 18:38:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Billy Dennis</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is [tag]Kate Winslett[/tag]:

She looks almost angelic in this picture.
This is [tag]Jack Black[/tag]:

He looks like a troll. Seriously, he could have appeared in Lord of the Rings without special effects. I know I&#8217;m not a winner in the looks department, but they would have had to ugly me up at least a little bit.
Yet in [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is [tag]Kate Winslett[/tag]:</p>
<p><img src="http://billscontent.blogpeoria.com/files/kate_winslett.jpg" width="197" align="bottom" height="300" alt="" /></p>
<p>She looks almost angelic in this picture.</p>
<p>This is [tag]Jack Black[/tag]:</p>
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<p>He looks like a troll. Seriously, he could have appeared in Lord of the Rings without special effects. I know I&#8217;m not a winner in the looks department, but they would have had to ugly me up at least a little bit.</p>
<p>Yet in the upcoming chick flick <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Holiday_%28film%29">[tag]The Holiday[/tag]</a>, Winslett and Black portray lovers. In one clip I saw, they are making goo goo eyes at each other. Sorry to spoil your lunch.</p>
<p>I mean, what is it with Hollywood, anyway? Every other sitcom features a hot, sassy MILF married to some working class schlub.Trust me, in the real world, the only time hot women get it on with fat dudes is when the fat dudes are rich or they are named <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ron_Jeremy">Ron Jeremy</a>.</p>
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