Bill's Content » Humor http://billscontent.blogpeoria.com I don't think we're in Peoria any more ... Tue, 25 Aug 2009 17:50:10 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 en hourly 1 I hope she decides to go with one of those hyphenated last names http://billscontent.blogpeoria.com/2007/05/13/i-hope-she-decides-to-go-with-one-of-those-hyphenated-last-names/ http://billscontent.blogpeoria.com/2007/05/13/i-hope-she-decides-to-go-with-one-of-those-hyphenated-last-names/#comments Sun, 13 May 2007 18:56:19 +0000 Billy Dennis http://billscontent.blogpeoria.com/2007/05/13/i-hope-she-decides-to-go-with-one-of-those-hyphenated-last-names/ Can you guess the headline atop this wedding announcement:

Anna Wang and Brad Holder, both of Atlanta, are pleased to announce their engagement.
The bride-elect is the daughter of James and Miranda Wang of Marietta, Ga.

You guessed it: “Wang-Holder.”

I wonder what party favors got handed out at her bridal shower? Frankly, I think these two got married simply because their sense of humor demanded it.

]]> http://billscontent.blogpeoria.com/2007/05/13/i-hope-she-decides-to-go-with-one-of-those-hyphenated-last-names/feed/ 0 Whatchu lookin’ at, Bruce Willis? http://billscontent.blogpeoria.com/2007/04/15/whatchu-lookin-at-bruce-willis/ http://billscontent.blogpeoria.com/2007/04/15/whatchu-lookin-at-bruce-willis/#comments Sun, 15 Apr 2007 07:03:54 +0000 Billy Dennis http://billscontent.blogpeoria.com/2007/04/15/whatchu-lookin-at-bruce-willis/ BruceHaleyALP_468x406.jpg

The Die Hard star seems to be getting a good look at Halle Berry’s Twin Peaks. Since Bruce was once married to Demi Moore, I’m fairly certain he knows what they look like.

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]]> http://billscontent.blogpeoria.com/2007/02/03/hungry/feed/ 0 So that where Saddam hid the WMDs… up this cat’s butt http://billscontent.blogpeoria.com/2006/11/12/so-that-where-saddam-hid-the-wmds-up-this-cats-butt/ http://billscontent.blogpeoria.com/2006/11/12/so-that-where-saddam-hid-the-wmds-up-this-cats-butt/#comments Sun, 12 Nov 2006 08:24:40 +0000 Billy Dennis http://billscontent.blogpeoria.com/2006/11/12/so-that-where-saddam-hid-the-wmds-up-this-cats-butt/ [youtube]iAqJQVGzOFs[/youtube]

Of course, I can’t watch a video of a cat exploding without thinking of the late and much lamented Acidman.

[tags]exploding cats,Gutrumbles,Acidman[/tags]

]]> http://billscontent.blogpeoria.com/2006/11/12/so-that-where-saddam-hid-the-wmds-up-this-cats-butt/feed/ 0 Another sign of the apocalypse http://billscontent.blogpeoria.com/2006/10/09/another-sign-of-the-apocalypse/ http://billscontent.blogpeoria.com/2006/10/09/another-sign-of-the-apocalypse/#comments Mon, 09 Oct 2006 06:51:18 +0000 Billy Dennis http://billscontent.blogpeoria.com/2006/10/09/another-sign-of-the-apocalypse/ North Korea has nukes. Are we headed toward …

… THE FINAL COUNTDOWN?

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[tags]final countdown,you tube[/tags]

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