Bill’s Content

Can you guess the headline atop this wedding announcement:

Anna Wang and Brad Holder, both of Atlanta, are pleased to announce their engagement.
The bride-elect is the daughter of James and Miranda Wang of Marietta, Ga.

You guessed it: “Wang-Holder.”

I wonder what party favors got handed out at her bridal shower? Frankly, I think these two got married simply because their sense of humor demanded it.

The Die Hard star seems to be getting a good look at Halle Berry’s Twin Peaks. Since Bruce was once married to Demi Moore, I’m fairly certain he knows what they look like.

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Of course, I can’t watch a video of a cat exploding without thinking of the late and much lamented Acidman.

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North Korea has nukes. Are we headed toward …

… THE FINAL COUNTDOWN?

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Not since he posted his picture.

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Damn, girl. You are going to blind oncoming drivers with the “brights” in the on position, like that. Might cause some unsuspecting chap to wrap his new car around a telephone pole or something.

And don’t you just wanna know what the dude is saying to her? It looks to me like he’s pleading his case, but Natalie isn’t having any of it.

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Via WMBD Radio 1470, Peoria’s News and Talk Station:

Fulton County police say an 18-year old St. David man has been treated after falling off the hood of a moving car. Authorities say Joseph Smith was injured near the corner of College and East Fifth Streets in St. David about 9:15 Sunday night. Smith allegedly was riding on the hood of a car driven by 19-year old Joseph Hedrick of St. David when he fell off. Smith was treated for minor injuries at the scene. Hedrick was ticketed for reckless driving.

Usually, the award usually goes to someone who takes himself out of the gene pool, but here’s hoping.

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Here’s why (NSFW pic):

I believe in limiting posts to a single topic, and the theme of this post is “your sister naked on the Internet,” ¹ here (video is safe for work, but disturbing) and here (video is NOT safe for work).

Enjoy.

¹ No, I have never seen my sister naked … on the Internet or elsewhere. So don’t ask. The last think you want me to do is tell her you asked, because she WILL kick your ass.