Bill’s Content

The only person in Peoria who likes Scarlett Johansson more than I do is Polly Peoria, who constantly taunts me by claiming Scarlett is her room mate. Which, I suppose, gives Polly the ability to see Scarlett nekkid whenever she wants.

“Ooops. I didn’t know tou were in here taking a bath. Here, let me wash your back …”

Excuse me, what was I saying. Oh, yes, I remember. In honor of Polly returning to blogging, I thought I would reward her with a little Scarlett eye candy:

This is a scene from her latest movie, “Scoop.” I have no idea who the dude is, nor do I care.

And here’s another picture from some red carpet event.

And here are some snaps of filming for “The Nanny Diaries.”

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I thought it would be polite to share my new wallpaper with my readers. Don’t say I never gave you anything.

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Let’s get this straight: Meredith Vieira went from a moderately well-known, somewhat light-weight reporter to one of five harpies on a talk show, from which she was able to leverage into a gig as a highly paid game show host. She one of televisions most notorious lightweights managed to get herself hired sit in Walter Cronkite’s chair and read a script, and Vieira was hired to fill the lightweight’s shows on the flippin’ Today Show, another once proud news venue that’s turned to crap.

So, how does she thank the biddies who got left behind? This way:

“I’m proud of the work we did there, but it’s not a good time in the history of the show,” says Meredith. “It’s hard to watch. It sort of became a joke.”

Meredith, darling, the show was a joke when you were there too.

Folks, the whole Katie-Meredith-Star-Rosie saga just proves how fake and contrived all these shows are. These people are not friends. They aren’t even co-workers. They are competitors. And none of them are real journalists. They are performers.

Hat tip: A Socialite’s Life.

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Here’s the funny thing: Lindsay is actually a talented actress (year, she’s no Drew Barrymore, but still). She’s always had to work for a living — in fact, she seems to have been supporting her parents from her child star days. Yeah, her behavior’s been poor, and she doesn’t seem “with it” at times. But for some reason, she gets loads more bad press than someone who wasn’t brought up by poor excuses for parents and who, in fact, has never HAD to work a day in her life: Paris Hilton. I’m glad to read she’s decided to take better care of her increasingly impressive movie career. Meanwhile, Paris is making a few commercials and one really bad reality television show.

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Yep; Jessica Alba kicked butt on “dark Angel,” but the curvaceous cutie is actually a real klutz:

“It’s the real me,” Alba insists on the set of the raunchy romantic comedy Good Luck, Chuck, in which she plays an accident-prone penguin specialist.

“I run into a tray and smash wine glasses. What else do I do? I pour hot wax on (her co-star Dane Cook’s) lap. That’s my introduction in the movie.”

And not as much of a stretch as you may expect, considering the 25-year-old actress shot to stardom as a futuristic fighter chick in James Cameron’s science-fiction TV series Dark Angel.

“People don’t see the outtakes. They don’t see in Dark Angel when I sent five guys to the hospital because I knocked them in the head by accident. I’m very much a klutz and it’s not something I really try to promote or talk about. It just is. It’s embarrassing. Dane gets to see, like anyone who spends any time with me on set, that off-camera I’m quite clumsy.”

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