Bill’s Content

How sad it is when people let their fear of boobs dominate their lives:

FRISCO, Texas — An award-winning Texas art teacher who was reprimanded after one of her fifth-grade students saw a nude sculpture during a trip to a museum has lost her job.

The school board in Frisco has voted not to renew Sydney McGee’s contract after 28 years. She has been on administrative leave.

The teacher took her students on an approved field trip to a Dallas museum, and now some parents are upset.

The Fisher Elementary School art teacher came under fire last April when she took 89 fifth-graders on a field trip to the Dallas Museum of Art. Parents raised concerns over the field trip after their children reported seeing a nude sculpture at the art museum.

The parents had signed permission slips allowing their children to take part in the field trip.

Having never been to a museum or seen a piece of artwork, these folks had no ideal that art sometimes involved nekkid boobs. So this is completely understandable.

The kids, driven insane with lust upon seeing a representation of a boob in marble, had an orgy on the bus on the way home.

The bluenoses and prudes are out in full force today.

First, several performers had had the balls to say “tits over ass” during the Emmy Awards broadcast, so the self declared decency police are demanding the real decency police — the Federal Communications Commission — to lower the boom with heavy fines against each and every NBC affiliate that aired the show.

Funny thing was that one of the culprits was actress Calista Flockhart (pictured), who — as anyone can plainly see — has no tits and very little ass.

We also have the good folks of Gautier, Mississippi, who have browbeaten a mall bookstore in removing books from the shelves because they — gasp — have pictures of naked people in them. It seems some books from the store’s “Relationship” section ended up in the bargain bin. A woman — one single person — complained to the police, which prompted the store to remove all such books from the shelves left the store manager get hauled into court, where he would be subject to the sort of justice one would expect from a place Gautier, Mississippi.

It seems the mother didn’t want the books displayed anywhere her teenage son might be able to reach them. Namely anywhere in the store.

But don’t worry. The purity of the children of Gautier, Mississippi, is safe now that teenage boys will have to resort to the Internet to look for pictures of naked women. Myself, I had to go to Northwoods Mall and look at the books in the “Relationship” section.

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