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Entries from January 2008

Now that’s a mouthful …

January 26th, 2008 · No Comments

Actress Anne Hathaway has something she’d like to get off her chest. OK, that one was beneath me, but I’m writing under a lot of pressure here.
And what the Hell is this reporter here doing using a microcassette recorder? This is 2008, dude! Get digital already.

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My new favorite tennis player

January 16th, 2008 · 3 Comments

Meet Tamira Paszek:

She’s won no tournament of any importance. But she has a lot going for her.
And here’s one from the Australian Open:

I’m telling you, this girl has talent.

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Scarlett is an upstanding citizen

January 12th, 2008 · No Comments

I might have to consult an architect or two to figure out how the lovely Miss Johansson can wear this and not have a major accident. I’m betting duct tape is involved.
UPDATE: Courtney Love apparently wants Scarlett to play her in a movie about her and Kurt Cobain.So I guess there is a news peg [...]

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Seeing double

January 9th, 2008 · No Comments

I think that’s Penelope Cruz on the right and her sister Monica on the left. I think.

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Here’s a girl with no trouble finding a well-paying position …

January 7th, 2008 · No Comments

Via The Mail:

CUTLINE: Her nickname is Snakegirl - and just one look at her extraordinary stage act reveals why.
The 18-year-old contortionist, who dresses in a snakeskin costume, is amazing audiences with her incredible poses and eye-watering gyrations.
Nokulunga Buthelezi is so naturally flexible that her mother found her asleep one day when she was [...]

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It’s official: Dr. Phil is an asshole

January 7th, 2008 · 4 Comments

Did anyone read where Dr. Phil was trying to help Britney Spears, who, as is obvious, has some sort of mental problem and isn’t just strung out on drugs and booze. It turns out that he violated all sorts of ethical standards by showing up in Britney’s hospital room without her permission. It turns out [...]

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Tags: Eye candy · Television

Alicia Silverstone is ageless

January 7th, 2008 · 5 Comments

Remember those cool Aerosmith videos that featured Alicia Silverstone? There was one where Alicia and Liv Tyler were pretend teen lesbians on a road trip, which I thought was awfully open-minded on the part of frontman Steve Tyler, considering Liv is his daughter and all.
Well, I have no idea how old Alicia is these days, [...]

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