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Jun 24 2007

Johnn Cash has it all over Chuck Norris

Posted by Billy Dennis in Chuck Norris, Johnny Cash

You’ve probably heard of the [tag]Chuck Norris[/tag] Facts page, which tries to portray Morris as the baddest mo-fo on the planet.

Feh.

[tag]Johnny Cash[/tag] is waaaaaaay tougher and cooler. According to this guy, there are 10 reasons and this is a just a sample:

Reason 2.
Johnny didnâ€™t have to fight to be a bad ass. He just had to pick up a beer bottle and a guitar.

Reason 3.
Norris made a bunch of films where he killed folks. Johnny Cash went to [tag]Folsom Prison[/tag] and did a concert. You tell me which one takes more balls.

Be sure to read the one about Nixon.

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