Bill’s Content

I am 43 years old. I’m at the age where I have to stop and do the math before I tell anyone exactly how old I am. I recently spend about a month thinking I was 44 because I didn’t stop and count.

That’s not old, really. And not that age gives one wisdom anyway, but it’s old enough for me to have noticed a few things. Not a lot, but a few.

I’ve seen people at the best — housewives who walk into a neighbor’s buring home to rescue kids, ordinary peoeple who work all year round to make sure every child has a toy on Christmas. I’ve seen people at their absolute worse, and the less said about these people, the better. Mostly I see people just getting by, doing the best they can.

I’ve seen and heard things that give me some important life lessons. I seen things that make no sense at all.

But there is just one universal truth. No matter what I see or hear, no matter what evidence is presented to the contrary, I know this is true. This includes the horrors that have been televised in recent weeks. I advise anyone I meet that in the name of whatever God they worship, that they cannot go wrong EVER by believing and acting as the following statement is a true:

“The Cardinals Suck. Always have. Always will.”

“Get a Brain, Morans,” indeed.

Note to Cardinals fans: The joke here is that it’s spelled M-O-R-O-N-S. Get it now?

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