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I don’t know exactly what it is she does for a living (I suspect she’s some entertainment show news reader or something), but Maria Menounos really works up a sweat doing it.

Actually, I THINK that’s what she’s talking about. I’m not really paying attention.

Her name is Claudia Galanti and she from Paraguay and she’s not doing anything except wearing this bikini to the beach. And that is enough.

Katy Perry is getting divorced from that long-haired British freak Russell Brand. So, this is your chance.

And by “Lindsay Lohan Playboy pictures,” I mean that the Lindsay Lohan Playboy pictures are here. Not here, but there. Because I would never, ever try to steal Playboy’s thunder by actually posting the Lindsay Lohan Playboy pictures.

Anyway, here is a safe Lindsay Lohan picture. Unlike the Lindsay Lohan Playboy pictures.

Well. knock me other with a feather.

Some Miss World or Miss Universe (I forget which) gets her ass grabbed by another pageant winner the other day in some tropical paradise. I forget which.

It’s good to have friends.

The Yahoo news cutline asks “What was she thinking?” I’ll tell you what she was thinking. She was thinking “Hey, I’ve a really nice pair of hooters and a good set of legs, so I’ll wear something that shows them off. There is no man in America who will think twice about ‘Felix the Cat’.”

And that is what Fergie was thinking. Dumbasses.

This is without a doubt the most sexually suggested video EVAR: